This is my official about me post.

I don’t like talking about myself so, I am going to show you what people said to me and about me.

Let me.

Katie is the bitchiest bitch of all bitches, bitch.

— Gisela, one of my shenanigans.

Katie is like a unicorn abortion or something.

— Daily Prophet

I created photosets only for Katie.

— David Karp

This isn’t funny Katherine. Your askbox says I’m almost out of characters.

— Castiel (He’s new.)

How can one person pee this often!?

— My mother

Her blog is like a jar of jam for me.

— John Watson

Dirty, crazy, lazy, unbelievable.

— IMDB

Whatever you’re weird.

— My ex-boyfriend

Katie was the bravest man I ever knew.

— Severus Snape

I once slept with Katie. Even my dick couldn’t kill her.

— Sam Winchester

I miss Katie.

— 90’s

And on the seventh day Katie said “I’ll take it from here, thx.”.

— God

Thank you for making my party lame Katie.

— My Sims 3 neighbor

If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If your enemy is stronger, join him. If your enemy is Katie, you are fucking screwed.

— Sun Tzu

None of us ever go to Katie’s room. We prefer RAID.

— Bugs in my house

When I can’t find something I ask her.

— Google

I swear to god she once left a message before the beep.

— My brother

How do I begin to explain Katie…

— Regina George

I have no idea how you are still alive.

— My mother

Is she on drugs?

— My father

She’ll come back. They always come back.

— Mark Zuckerberg


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